those wet clothes before you get pneumonia
3rd March 2009.
Clipstone Miners Welfare 1 v. Ollerton Town 1
ABANDONED 45 minutes waterlogged pitch and shit weather
Last time these two played I was there too, abandoned 73rd minute due to floodlight failure with the game locked at 0-0, so tonight, the rematch, we attended out of some misplaced determination to see it through to some tangible conclusion (or out of a perverse sense of gallows humour), four of us set out on a foul raining and windy night and were joined by another thrill seeking mate when we got there.
Will we all be paying to watch this jinxed fixture a third time to see if there will ever be a result or conclusion of any kind?
Is the Pope a Catholic?
Is Susan Tully (Michelle Fowler) a sex Goddess?
Is all the Jade Goody stuff in the news boring you yet?
Is Graham Norton very funny despite being a poof?
Do I really own a well earned Blue Peter badge?
The answer to five of those questions is a definite yes.
Alas I'm undecided about the first one, there are times when you most definitely can get too much of a good thing.