In this catchy ditty, John Cooper Clarke is actually narrating in the third person, from the perspective of George Best, with the lyrical content relating to the tale of when the Belfast Boy's luxury, all mod cons, des res in Timperley suffered and unfortunate chain of events revolving around malfunctioning remote controlled gadgetry and substandard plumbing.
FORTHCOMING GAMES (ALL SUBJECT TO CHANGE)Fri 27 Mar - England v Lithuania (Wembley Stadium) - Euro 2016 Qualifier - 7.45pm
Sat 28 Mar - Athersley Recreation v Staveley MW - NCEL Prem - 3pm
Tue 31 Mar - Handsworth Parramore v Frickley Athletic - Sheff & Hallam Cup SF - 7.45pm
Wed 1 Apr - Staveley MW v Garforth Town - NCEL Prem - 7.45pm
Thu 2 Apr - Sheffield U21 v Staveley MW U21 - HKL NMU21L - 7.45pm
Fri 3 Apr - Winterton Rangers v Yorkshire Amateur - NCEL Div 1 - 2.30pm
Sat 4 Apr - Parkgate v Staveley MW - NCEL Prem - 1.45pm
Mon 6 Apr - TBC
Tue 7 Apr - TBC
Wed 8 Apr - Staveley MW v AFC Mansfield - NCEL LC5 - 7.45pm
Sat 11 Apr - Armthorpe Welfare v Staveley MW - NCEL Prem - 3pm
Sun 12 Apr - Staveley MW Ladies v Handsworth Ladies - S&HWCFL Div 1 - 2pm
Tue 14 Apr - Nostell MW v Staveley MW - NCEL Prem - 7.45pm
Sat 18 Apr - Staveley MW v Liversedge - NCEL Prem - 3pm
Sun 19 Apr - Handsworth Ladies v Staveley MW Ladies - S&HWCFL Div 1 - 2pm
Tue 21 Apr - Tadcaster Albion v Staveley MW - NCEL Prem - 7.45pm
Sat Apr 25 - Albion Sports v Staveley MW - NCEL Prem - 3pm
Sun 26 Apr - Handsworth Ladies v Staveley MW Ladies - S&HWCFL Div 1 - 2pm
Thu 30 Apr - Basford United v Clipstone - Notts Senior Cup Final - at Mansfield Town - 7.45pm
Sat 2 May - Staveley MW v Cleethorpes Town - NCEL Prem - 3pm (FREE ENTRY GAME)
Oh well, I'm not quite going to hit last years total ... I must try harder in 2015-16!
Left click on images to enlarge. Hi David Dexter!