Saturday, 26 March 2011

Something for the weekend ...

A social behaviour pattern experiment, in four segments.
Conclusions, observations and some quite frightening discoveries to follow in due course.
A small sound bite preview ... Did you know there are actually such things as Guinea Pig competitions where prizes are awarded for the prettiest female and fastest lettuce eater ... this is a salad based competition not a lesbian rodent euphemism by the way.
My travel sidekick for the day owns the 'pigger' that won the funkiest hairdo category last week at the prestigious White Post Farm tournament.
You can see now why I turned down the chance to go to the Wales v England game to be here instead now can't you?
CAN'T YOU!!???

All aboard the Sunshine coach

Saturday 26th March 2011
Admission weekend ticket 5 games inc. programmes £15
Kiveton almost broke the deadlock but this one was disallowed
At Phoenix Sports & Social Club, Pavilion Lane, Brinsworth
CMFL Black Dragon Premier Division
Phoenix FC (0) 0
Kiveton Park (0) 0
Attendance 227

Hucknall AFC have an inquest regarding "Who was picking him up?"
While Thoresby run away to celebrate in front of the crowd
at Fourth Avenue, Edwinstowe
CMFL Black Dragon Premier Division
Thoresby CW (1) 1 (Gavin King)
AFC Hucknall (0) 1 (Joel Goodacre)
Attendance 189

A bit of a rout at Parkhouse, but it could've been much worse for Sutton if it
hadn't have been for a few first class saves (like this one) from Dan Hatfield
Mill Lane Ground, Clay Cross
CMFL Buckingham Insurance Supreme Division
Parkhouse FC 5 (2) 5
(Scott Butterworth, Dave Chambers, Gary Morton, John Parsons, Matthew Shaw)
Sutton Town AFC (0) 0
Attendance 246 (and a few tight gits watching from the road outside)
FC05 clear their lines, a rare occurrence in the second half

Exchem Sports Ground, Lees Road, South Normanton
CMFL Black Dragon Premier Division
South Normanton Athletic (1) 6
(Rich Baker-Blakemore, Adam Nicholls 3, Dan Storer, Tom Yates)
FC05 Bilsthorpe (0) 1
(Michael Knight)
Attendance 223