On Saturday 20th October, a Race Night, organised by the local living leg-end that is Ian Beech, is being held in the Cannon Park social club, Leverton Road, Retford, Notts, DN22 6QF, to raise funds for Retford United FC.
So contact me, ASAP, if you want to get involved with the sponsorship, or I'll send the lads round to smash your knees to a pulp.
Err, sorry, I meant to say ... and I would be eternally grateful. Plus the winning horse owner in THE66POW Handicap will win a bottle of spirits and the first placed jockey will get a bottle of quality wine.
At this juncture I want it putting on record, that I wasn't in that vicinity at such an unearthly hour, because of the 'adult activity', dogging and prostitution that goes on by the A614 most nights of the week, I'd merely pulled over to use my phone.
But I digress.
Thanks for taking the time to read this post, now get your bleedin' cash out!