Wednesday 30 September 2009

Parramore Sports v Calverton MW - Central Midlands League - Supreme Division

The Don Valley Stadium, home of Rotherham United, Sheffield Eagles, Athletics meetings
.... and Parramore Sports of the CMFL.


Wednesday 30th September 2009, CMFL Supreme Division
Don Valley Stadium, Worksop Road, Attercliffe, Sheffield

Parramore Sports (2) 2 (Riley 16, Turner 21)
Calverton MW (0) 0

Admission £3, Programme £1, Attendance 40 ish
A Central Midlands Football League match played against the opulent back drop of such a large stadium, under enough watts of floodlight power to keep even those big posh new floodlights at Forest Town going for the rest of the season, was always going to be a slightly surreal affair.
The last time I saw Parramore play here, Metallica's support band were sound-checking at the nearby Sheffield Arena, tonight with the exception of the occasional siren from a passing emergency services vehicle, you could hear a pin drop and every sound and shout resonated around the eerily still stadium.
The goalposts at the DVS are of an aluminium construction with a plastic coating, you can tell this from the pitch of the 'ping' they make when hit my a smartly struck football from the edge of the 18 yard box ... you can also here every word that is shouted out on the pitch and from the technical areas, such as "Kinnel man! Get the ball on target I'm gonna have to run miles to retrieve that bugger now!!!"
For CMFL games (unlike when Rotherham United play their Football League games here), you can only enter (and leave) the Stadium through entrance C, which is 'manned' by two very charming and cheerful ladies who can also provide coffee and chocolate bars for a small consideration.
The 32 page programme is exactly 50% full of adverts, but I would imagine Parramore Sports need the extra income to finance playing at a venue of this size.
To be honest, I never understood why a stadium like this was built in a grim northern city like Sheffield. Three quarters of the seating is uncovered and the odd shaped roof offers only a cursory nod to the spectator luxury that is some kind of shelter from the elements ... and even then, there are large open spaces at the back of the roof that allow the wind and rain through. Though my current abode is only 25 miles from here, I know that when we're getting a slight sprinkling of snow, Sheffield will be getting at least a foot of the stuff blowing off of them their hills on the not so distant horizon.
Out n' about in my old Ajax away shirt, by way of tribute to the fact it that today is the birthday of the legendary Ajay Saggar

Recognising the players over yonder, in the distance, out on that faraway pitch was always going to be a bit of a challenge, but Parramore sporting black numbers on the back of their blue shirts made it nigh on impossible at times.
Calverton MW, like to play a short passing game and are not to sort of team to whack the ball forward at every opportunity ... though tonight that could have had something to do with playing just one man up front most of the time who Parramore were marking out of the game relatively easily.
The attack minded Calverton of last year who finished the season knocking in 9 and 10 goals in a couple of their final run in matches are no more, I'm sad to say.
However, Parramore showed they are capable of playing a passing, entertaining and flowing game and had loads of goalmouth action over the 90 minutes.
Riley smashed home a long shot on 16 minutes and five minutes later Turner scored the second from the edge of the six yard box. That two goal salvo knocked the small amount of stuffing Calverton had turned up with tonight out of them until really late in the game and it became a very one sided spectacle.
All the 'pinging' came from PSFC, hitting both the post and crossbar ... and the visitors keeper had to be very alert to keep the score down too.
Early in the second half, the linesman flagged a third goal for offside (raising his flag quite late as it happened). And then CMWFC needed a few last ditch challenges and a superb save from their keeper in a 1 to 1 shoot out situation to keep the scoreline semi respectable.
Surprisingly Calverton even mounted a few attacks in the second period themselves, a succession of corners came to nothing and with three minutes to go they also had a goal chalked off for offside.
Parramore Sports were the better team by far and ought to have won by a more convincing scoreline.
Calverton MW on the other hand simply misfired from the word go and would've been glad to see the back of the bright lights tonight.

Note to Imps bloggerist bloke ... Adam, your spell checker is phuct again mate ;-)

Y'see, not all roads go to Rome after all, some lead to much bigger and better empires than that ...

Tuesday 29 September 2009

Dinnington Town v Bridlington Town - Northern Counties East League Premier Division

Tuesday 29th September 2009. Northern Counties East League - Premier Division
Phoenix Park, Dinnington Resource Centre.

Dinnington Town (0) 2 (Ward 61 pen, Blythen 80)
Bridlington Town (2) 2 (Burwick 30, Fleming 35)

Admission £4. Programme £1. Attendance 120

A number of match options had presented themselves tonight.
Carlton Town at home in their FA Cup replay was tempting as was Louth Town v Harworth CI in the CMFL. But lazyitis had kicked in after a busy shift at work, so we just made the short ride over the South Yorkshire border beyond Worksop, through the people's republic of South Anston and into Dinnington instead.
In the event, Nuneaton Town stuffed Carlton 3-0 and the game at Louth was abandoned on 45 minutes after it had descended into a half time fracas as the players left the pitch ... so by default we probably ended up at the right game.

In the run up to this game Dinnington were sitting in a respectable position in the top half of the NCEL Prem and league leaders Bridlington had been racking up goals and collecting wins for fun, having played seven, won seven and setting up a goal difference of plus 29 along the way.
At the top of the division Armthorpe Welfare have won all seven of their opening games too, but have only managed to accumulate a plus 24 goals tally. Also on 21 points are Scarborough Athletic, who play at Bridlington Town's ground, but they have played 9 games.
Got all of that?
The vocal and colourful elements of both teams support took up positions in the small stand behind the goal - beside each other - and indulged themselves in a wide array of songs and chants in support of their respective teams and to the detriment of those sat just a matter of feet away.
But it was hardly Millwall v West Ham United.
The Addams family theme tune got a rearranged workout ... "Your father is your brother, your sister is your mother, you all phuck one another, the Dinno family"
And rather amusingly so did "There's only one team in Yorkshire!"
There are actually two teams in Brid alone lads let alone Yorkshire ... and a third playing their home games in the seaside town, from up the road in Scarborough.
But credit where it is due, the 'Seaside Mafia' travel, even all of this way in midweek, and make some noise. We arrived about 30 minutes before kick off and they had already assumed their position behind the goal and were singing to an otherwise empty ground.
There is a gangway (it doubles up as the players tunnel), through to the cafe/bar area in the adjacent Dinnington Resource Centre. The big mug of coffee I had in there would've needed about 14 of those little cups from Wakefield last night to fill it up - same price though.
"Does that number 11 look a bit blurred to you?"
"No it's just that skinflint from the66pow behind us with his cheap camera"

Luke Hands, the aptly named Dinnington keeper, was the busiest player in the first half - not because Bridlington were dominant or anything, because the two sides were more evenly matched than the pre match stats suggested they would be - but down to certain players going AWOL and leaving him exposed a couple of times. In the main he was equal to it though, but couldn't do anything as the visitors went 2-0 in front from a brace of soft goals that should have been snuffed out before they were even a danger to Hands.
One Dinnington player, Ben Rosser, stood out in particular, but not for his footballing attributes. I'm sure that on his day he is a decent player, a good few Dinnington fans seemed to rate him highly least ways and he obviously has a 'confident edge' borne out of a largesse sense of self belief.
Tonight he was a constant menace ... to the referee's ear drums.
Anything that didn't go his way was apparently somebody elses fault and seemed to warrant a non stop flow of abuse. Some of that abuse was actually as badly non PC as anything I've heard from even the drunkest foul mouthed bigot stood on any terrace for many a year. I figured he couldn't have been focussed on the game and was having an off night, but after a bit of delving found the following on a Dinnington Town fans forum:

"Just wish Ben could stay on for 90 mins, now he will be out for 3 more games, how much have you paid out in fines Ben? you could have got yourself some stylish clothes with the money (only a joke)."

Maybe the person that posted that only made the comment as 'a joke', but there is many a true word spoken in jest.
Shortly before half time the 'attitudal narkiness' spilled over into a brawl on the pitch involving several players from both sides. Out of the melee one from each side was red carded, Bridlington's Tom Fleming and inevitably Ben Rosser, who then ran across the pitch and into the tunnel in pursuit of Fleming - or maybe he was just trying to get in front of him in the queue for a mug of coffee???

In the second half, minus their apparent star player, Dinnington rose to the challenge and appeared to be a much better team without him.
Bridlington Town's chairman was stood near us and he said he's had a bad feeling about this game all day and hoped his team weren't going to be over confident. Prophetic words then.
On the hour Michael Blythen was upended in the area and Dinnington's new signing from Thackley, Rob Ward, buried the penalty.
Ward is one of a number of Thackley players to have jumped ship this week, their manager Billy Fox moved on to Staveley Miners Welfare taking half a dozen more players over with him too. Staveley themselves suffered a similar mass exodus a few weeks ago - it's all go in the NCEL!

On 80 minutes Michael Blythen smashed home a great strike from outside the box into the bottom corner of the net to level things up and Dinnington looked the side most likely to succeed now. But for a woeful miss in the dying moments of the game (Rob Ward again) the home side would have taken all three points from a game where Bridlington Town had briefly threatened to up the tempo and go for another large score once they had got their noses in front with two quick goals in succession in the first half.

All in all, not a bad game at all.

A groundhopper (he vehemently denies he is one though) who was at Phoenix Park texted me after the game "I've seen better games, but I've seen worse." He was last seen squealing with delight having managed to get at least four touches of the ball tonight. He stands in isolated positions in the grounds he visits to maximise his ball touching possibilities - it's a personal and private thing - each to his own bag I s'pose.

A more intellectual overview of this pulsating 2-2 draw can be found here:
http://oopsupsideyourhead.co.uk/football-blog/dinnington-town-v-bridlington-town
Dinnington 'Art' in the resource centre next to the ground

Monday 28 September 2009

Wakefield v Woodley Sports - UniBond Division 1 North

Monday 28th September 2009, UniBond League Division 1 North
College Grove, Wakefield

Wakefield (1) 1 (Frogatt 20)
Woodley Sports (0) 0

Admission £8. Programme £1.50. Free Teamsheet

On approaching the entrance my travelling companion told me he'd seen on the official 'Wakey' website that admission tonight was £8 and that included a free programme, but you could also buy extra copies for £1.50
I thought £8 was a bit expensive for this division but figured if it included the programme it was standard for the level Wakefield played at.
However when I paid to get in, I was charged extra for my programme - so I asked about there being one included in the price and was told "No, it's £9.50 altogether ... please!"
So I handed over my hard earned ... and my mate said he must've been mistaken.

Hmm, the following is cut and paste from the WFC website:
"A matchday programme will be produced for every home match. The cost of the programme is free with entry. Season ticket holders also receive a free programme upon entry. Additional programmes are available at a cost of £1.50 each."

So maybe Wakefield should either amend their website with immediate effect or inform their turnstile operator about this offer.
Clubhouse view ... the windows need a wash ;-)

The guy behind the bar was friendly, welcoming and polite and the young bloke out of the office printed off some extra team sheets for us, so the small matter of a mix up at the entry was soon forgotten.

Over behind the dug outs, there are a few steps of wooden terracing that are apparently popular with the vocal youngsters who follow 'The Bears' who call themselves the 'Dug Out Crew', tonight they seemed to be amusing themselves in the curious little covered standing area at the opposite end of the pitch to the club house which is effectively, a scaffolding and sturdy polythene sheeting affair.
The main stand at College Grove is as good as anything I've ever seen at this level though and much better than the facilities at a lot of current Unibond Premier League grounds too.
A little bit of history.
In the beginning there was Emley FC, who after a long proud history relocated to Wakefield and ground shared at Belle Vue with Wakefield Trinity Rugby League, where they were renamed Wakefield & Emley FC. Their reserves still played at Emley FC's old ground in their own village though.
However nowadays there is no Wakefield & Emley FC, there are two clubs:
http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/wakefieldfc/?primary=theclub&secondary=history&third=history
I couldn't possibly comment on the politics of it all, my knowledge of the bigger picture and all of the facts is very limited, but these two links make interesting reading.
I used to enjoy trips up to Belle Vue with it's quick and easy access via the A1, A638 route.
I'm not sure if the catering at College Grove is done by outsiders or the club themselves, but 60p for a hot drink seemed very reasonable, until it appeared in a thimble sized cup ... that particular 'taste sensation' was over in a matter of seconds, thankfully, because the coffee was bloody awful.
I didn't have anything to eat, for the most part I don't eat football ground food unless I'm really hungry - the look on my friends face, as he tried digesting an horrible looking chip butty, kind of demonstrated why I have this abstinence stance.

The game itself was a tight affair. Jon Frogatt put the home side ahead, but the goal was disallowed. So to make amends he put them ahead again a few minutes later, when he beat the keeper in a tussle for the ball after it appeared he had been thwarted and made no mistake of sticking home his second 'reprieve' chance.
There was no further scoring, which was a surprise because Wakefield, managed by Ronnie Glavin (who some of you may just about remember from elsewhere) created several really good chances and Woodley Sports grew stronger as the game went on and they pushed for an equaliser that wasn't forthcoming no matter how hard they tried.
The diminutive Gary Gee in the visitors midfield showed a lot of composure and some good touches and seemed to be at the engine room of most of their better passages of play.
But the player who stood out the most for me was Wakefield's goalkeeper Jan Zolna.
I'm not sure which country he originates from, but his accent was quite indecipherable at times. That didn't stop him commanding his area very well and calling out rapid fire instructions to his team mates though. He had a very good game ... and carried on his non stop chuntering even when all the other players were down the other end of the pitch (quite possibly because they were getting a headache). All the best goalkeepers have always been a little bit crazy.
Zolna fits the bill on that count.

A draw would have been a fair result, but Wakefield chalked up their fifth success in a row and even their animated keeper won't be complaining at that.
the66pow

Saturday 26 September 2009

Retford United v Worksop Town - UniBond Premier League

Woo hoo! Finally a 'Bassetlaw Derby' that was actually being played in Bassetlaw.
Bassetlaw is a joint borough council that encompasses the North Notts towns of Retford and Worksop and the surrounding villages.
It is fair to say that one of these towns has benefited more from the joint council tax funds than the other over the years, but the other is often seen as being a bit posher than the aforementioned neighbouring town ... but I live in the latter and that kind of renders that claim inert and null & void doesn't it!?.

Saturday September 26th 2009. UniBond League, Premier Division
Cannon Park, Leverton Road (at the very bestest end of) Retford.
Retford United (1) 2 (Barwick, Marrison)
Worksop Town (1 ) 1 (Simpkins OG - once a Tiger always a Tiger)
Admission £8. Programme (£2 and excellent it is too).
Attendance 576
Worksop can only blame themselves for not taking the game by the scruff of the neck when they had the majority of possession in the first half.
But they didn't get the breaks their efforts warranted.

At half time, with the score stood level at one apiece, the two managerial Peter's, Duffield and Rinkcavage, drilled their respective teams for the second half.
Duffield won that particular battle of wits, though to be fair Rinky's options were limited.

Retford had the best of the second half and though it wasn't pretty to watch at times, thoroughly warranted taking all three points with a 2-1 victory on strength their performance after the break.
Grinding out results will stand the Badgers in good stead this season.
Worksop have to learn to kill off games while they're in the ascendancy.
Full time ... and Nik 'Barney' Myles (RUFC maverick) is clearly enjoying the final
outcome far more than WTFC's in house journalist Mike Tunningley.

Wednesday 16 September 2009

Frickley Athletic v Worksop Town - FA Cup 1st Qualifying Round Replay

Wednesday 16th September. FA Cup 1st Qualifying Round Replay.
Westfield Lane, South Elmsall

Frickley Athletic (1) 2 (Davies 18, Morris 64)
Worksop Town (0) 1 (Anson 90)

Admission £8. Programme £1.50. Attendance 228
Note Westfield Lane is officially called the 'Tech 5 Stadium' these days.

But for a stoppage time save at full stretch from the Frickley keeper Ben Simpson from a Ben Tomlinson effort, this tie would have gone into extra time.
Over the balance of 90 plus minutes a 2-2 scoreline would've barely been an accurate reflection of the game though.
In fact the 2-1 margin of victory to the home side was flattering to Worksop on tonight's performance, which save for a late flurry in the last five minutes (which still included two last ditch saves from the Tigers keeper Jon Kennedy at the other end) was hugely disappointing to watch.
The magic of the FA Cup did a disappearing trick for the visitors tonight in South Elmsall, along with the prize money for reaching the next stage of the competition, which would've come in very useful to help with the financial burden of having to play their 'home' games in exile 35 miles from the town of Worksop itself for the indefinite future, for reasons I have previously covered in depth elsewhere.

Trailing just one nil at the break (though it could've been a lot worse), Worksop started the second half unchanged, but by the hour mark (well, much sooner actually) it had become blatantly obvious that option simply wasn't working. So Pete Rinkcavage, the Tigers boss, had a mass overhaul and made a triple substitution, throwing Danny Bacon, Ben Tomlinson and Chris Adam into the fray in place of Kev Sanasy, Matt Glass and Andy White. Worksop had created several good chances, but their finishing, quite frankly, had been woeful.
But take nothing away from Frickley they were well in the ascendancy, wanted it more and were in front on merit.Worksop's 'Plan B' last throw of the dice lasted less than five minutes when Lee Morris fired the home side 2-0 ahead on 64 minutes .. the result was fairly academic by then.

Danny Anson scored a late consolation goal (90 minutes plus) after connecting with an Alex Callery free kick, but rather than celebrate his strike he grabbed the ball from the net and ran back down the pitch with it in an effort to get the game restarted promptly - good to see somebody had realised the urgency of the situation - because a few others out on that pitch tonight didn't look too concerned about the outcome this tie and had seemingly given up ages ago. Callery incidentally, had just been yellow carded for taking the free kick too early, twice!

Match report from the official Worksop Town website here:
http://www.worksoptownfc.co.uk/news/details.php?news_id=384

Match report from the official Frickley Athletic website here:
http://www.frickleyathleticfc.co.uk/newsdetails.php?news_id=2180

Picture above, opposite the grand old main stand at Westfield Road stands a slightly less imposing structure, beyond that is the landscaped and redeveloped old 'spoil tip'/'slag heap' from the now defunct Frickley Colliery, the mounds and contours of which are based on 'The 7 hills of Rome'. I asked the octogenarian local who was telling me this if there was a connection between the Romans and South Elmsall to which he replied "Is there buggery, it's just another one of them daft decisions the bloody council have come up with to waste even more money."
So now you know ;-)
Err, in conclusion, the best side won. And both teams got what they deserved, albeit that the single goal cushion isn't a very accurate indicator how just how wide the gulf was between Frickley and Worksop tonight.
The referee and linesman were a bit off the pace it needs to be said, both teams and both sets of fans were unanimous with that verdict. I appreciate that there would be no game without them and theirs is not a job I'd fancy myself. But there are times when their mistakes can make or break a season. On the balance of it I'd say both teams had an equal amount of incorrect decisions that went against them, so fortunately the officials off night didn't influence the result either way in the end.

Tuesday 15 September 2009

FIVE DAYS IN SEPTEMBER (2009)

How my planned overnight stay in the Borders en-route to watch Hearts v. Kilmarnock, via a Friday night game in Newcastle upon Tyne en route, turned into a longer than planned five day football 'weekend'.
Day one: "Ooh, Hebburn is a place on earth".
Friday 11th September 2009
Northern League Division 2
At North Drive, Hebburn, Newcastle upon Tyne
Hebburn Town (0) 0
Washington FC (2) 3 
Liddle 25, Watling 36 pen, Smith 89
Admission £3, Programme 50p (inc.team sheet)
The A1 Northbound is always a freakin' nightmare on a Friday afternoons and evenings, no doubt cluttered up by commuters returning home for the weekend, lorry drivers delivering to firms who are only open from Monday to Friday, sex starved businessmen taking their secretaries to Newcastle for a mucky weekend... and sad bastard ground-hoppers heading towards this week's conveniently rescheduled Friday night Northern League fixtures.
However my 'best laid plan' to afford myself a couple of extra hours to sit in traffic jams listening to the great big pile of agitation busting CD's I'd brought along wasn't really necessary and in the event I arrived in Hebburn far too early.
So being of the well toned and athletic persuasion I took advantage of the mild weather and afforded myself a nice brisk walk along the towpath of the nearby idyllic river setting. But, after a couple of hundred yards I turned around (it is important to avoid burn out at my age) and went back to the car to have a snooze, with Dub Syndicate throbbing away in the background with the volume set to discretion and the alarm clock on my mobile phone set to 7pm.
What a tranquil pre-match scene, eh!? If this wasn't such a renowned dogging area (the lengths that I have to go to, to research this public information stuff for you, knows no bounds), I might've been tempted to spend the night here.
Hebburn Town play just a five minute walk away from the banks of the River Tyne, which, whatever Roger bleedin' Whittaker might tell you, is actually nowhere near Durham, which itself isn't actually a town at all, but a city... and if the Nairobi born songwriter had ever visited the place it would've been impossible for him to have missed the cathedral that affords the picturesque conurbation it's correct status... unless of course he went there prior to 1093. If only he'd stuck to whistling instead of spreading bullshit stories, a lot of misinformed conjecture could've been avoided.
Bullshitter!
The high mileage maroon Mondeo, that has acted as my constant companion on my far-flung travels over these past few years, will be retiring from the roads in the very near future, as a direct result of several traumatic escapades over these last few months.
When repairs start costing more than road tax, insurance and fuel, it's time to swap wheels (and lord knows, I've changed enough of those just lately... usually on the hard-shoulder of the A1, when it is raining and dark)..
I think the old bugger knew, because today, the heap of scrap ran like a dream from start to finish and behaved impeccably on our latest 'holiday' outing 'oop north together... it's too late to be having second thoughts now though, roll on Tuesday when I pick-up the replacement model, that will no doubt be run into the ground too, sometime around the beginning of the impending new decade.
Hebburn Town FC are, like the majority of clubs in the Northern League, very welcoming and seemed pleased that (though a bit confused as to why) somebody had gone so far out of their way to watch a game at their North Drive ground tonight.
Apparently the ground was being used by the cricket club on Saturday afternoon (their wicket stands just a few feet from the touchline of the football pitch) who unlike Hebburn Town FC, have a chance of finishing the season as champions of their league.
Unfortunately for Hebburn's small but loyal fan base, their players are also very generous with the welcoming hospitality treatment too and subsequently they politely stood back for the first forty-five minutes and let Washington run-riot and bombard their goalkeeper at will.
The first goal didn't come until the twenty fifth minute and even then the Hebburn keeper was unlucky that he only managed to palm the ball upwards into to roof of his own net (very civil of him) from a looping header, that was initially directed just under the cross bar, from the head of Washington's centre-half Liddle from the edge of the area, following a right wing corner.
On 36 minutes the visitors thought that they had doubled their lead, but the referee ruled the goal out, as he had already blown up for a penalty.
Watling smacked the spot kick home with aplomb and then 'the Mechanics' went about trying to wrap up the game before the interval.
There were a few near misses as the Hebburn defence led a charmed life, but miraculously the half time whistle sounded before any further damage was done.
HT: 0 - 2
I had a stroll round at half time to the social club and found you couldn't get a hot drink for love nor money... but I was informed that as an alternative, they do sell pies over the bar for a pound.
 I've never noticed any similarities between a caffeine fix in the form of a cup of warm liquid and a meat filled pastry snack product before, so I gave it a miss.
Jimmy, a Stanley based ground hopper was there, we had a brief chat, as per normal... this guy has been at all but three of the Northern League grounds I have ever visited, at the same time as me, which is eerie because it's been a complete coincidence each and every time.
Unless he's been duplicated (a frightening thought), is stalking me or he's been hired by my better half as a private detective to check if I'm really spending all of my leisure time in a harmless pursuit of my football travels hobby, or if I have a double life as a Napoleon Solo type secret-agent who is mixed up in all kinds of international espionage plots.
Be very careful that you don't get too close to the truth James old lad, my Lithuanian contacts are actually a bunch of ruthless cut-throat assassins on the QT... even the KGB wouldn't be daft to muck about with them.
Also present, was the Rugby League fan, who travels round Northern League grounds taking pictures of any dogs people take to games with them, to send in to the excellent magazine Northern Ventures Northern Gains for publication. I'm buggered if I know why he'd want to do such a thing, but I s'pose his canine fetish isn't hurting anybody else, so each to their own, innit!?.
Personally, I'm a really miserable and mean-spirited old bastard and when I'm Prime Minister (remember, you read this here first) I'm going to ban all dogs from football grounds and all other sports pitches and recreational playing fields... and possibly all other public spaces too. You might scoff at me now, but I'm confident that a lot of people will be swayed to vote for my anti-dogs stance.
Seriously, they'e bloody horrible things, with their territorial pissing and shitting everywhere, and slobbering all over you, growling and showing you their teeth, while some retard of an owner gleefully tells you: "He's only playing, he won't hurt you!"
And as for cats... effing cats! Don't even get me started.
Anyway, second half:
Hebburn shut up shop, figuring they had given their visitors enough chances to win the game already by now and it all became a bit scrappy as they suffocated the life out of each and every Washington move.
It became a fairly grim spectacle for a while, as 'the Hornets' side steadfastly stuck to a damage limitation plan while the visitors were content to sit on their two goal lead. But Hebburn finally got around to realising they were still losing and pushed on to salvage something from the game late on ... but didn't manage to make much of an impression attack-wise.
However, by committing men forward for a late push, they did leave themselves exposed at the back and Washington first rattled the right hand post and then put the game out of Hebburn's reach, when substitute Lee Smith buried a shot past the unprotected Kyle Donaldson in the very last minute.
FT: Hebburn Town 0 v Washington 3
A nice set up all told and a half-decent contest, in occasional spells (interspersed by a lacklustre moments, particularly after half-time) and (bonus) the roads were empty by the time that the referee blew for full-time and I pushed on further 'oop north, in my quest for football, football and, err... even more football. Next stop on my weekend agenda is Hearts v Kilmarnock tomorrow afternoon.
I'm only doing all of this for the glamour y'know... how does your grim lifestyle measure up to my rock n' roll existence you squares!?
Day two: Heart of Mid-Lothian Thistle
Saturday 12th September 2009.
East of Scotland League, Premier Division.
at the Saughton Enclosure.
Lothian Thistle (1) 3
Tynecastle FC (0) 0
Admission £4. Programme £1.
And a free cup of 'Edinburgh Champagne' from a kindly Lothian Thistle official for all, it was greatly appreciated on a very warm afternoon in the Scottish capital.
Attendance: 68.
Station Tavern
So there I am sat in the Station Tavern, a short distance from Tynecastle Park, where Hearts are meant to be facing Kilmarnock in a little over thirty five minutes, when the text messages start arriving and rumours begin circulating and everybody asks for the volume on Sky Sports News to be turned up.
The stories are soon confirmed, owing to bad traffic congestion on the M8 following a chemical spillage, Kilmarnock won't be coming today.
Amidst much cursing from a disgruntled pub clientele, I ascertain that the game will be rearranged for a later date and decide to resort to my back up plan. After all it said and done it is imperative to always have one ... just in case.
Today mine is Lothian Thistle FC.
There's was time to hang about to join in with the moaning and groaning, I've got me a football match to get to.
Fortunately I'd paced myself last night along the Tyne embankment, because this afternoon it is the main event... a Marathon is not a race, it's a Snickers... a power walk along Gorgie Road, right at the Balgreen Road traffic lights, past the sadly declining and now long since closed down Wheatsheaf public house (my old stomping ground, quite literally sometimes) left across the road and through the gates into Saughton Park.
On the park pitch Tynecastle Under 17's v Roseburn Under 17's has just kicked off, it's a lively game so I hang around and take in ten minutes or so of the action, because there are still twenty minutes to spare before the 2.30PM game kicks off in the ground I'm heading to at the far end of the park.
Tynecastle's first team's home ground is elsewhere, Fernieside to be precise, on the road out of Edinburgh towards Dalkeith (best panoramic view of it being from the upper deck of a number 27 bus to the Royal Infirmary - so now you know, eh!?). But their younger teams all play on the Saughton Park pitch.
Fernieside was originally Tolcross United's ground, but the signs and all other traces of TUFC have gone now, since they merged into one team (and one name too) with Tynecastle.
Tynecastle Under 17's wearing maroon
Fernieside Tool Hire are a fictitious company who sponsor the Worksop Town U19 team that I am involved with, who have FTH in maroon letters across the front of their shirts... unbeknownst  to the Tigers chairman or his lackies, it is a popular acronym that appears in spray paint across the walls of the Scottish capital and stands for F*ck The Hibs. I'm sure the north Notts based football club (the fourth oldes team in the whole wordld as it happens), will see the funny side when somebody inevitably grasses me up.
To be fair to both Under 17's teams this afternoon, the standard of football they were playing did tempt me to stay put and see their game through to it's conclusion, but I was intrigued to see if Lothian Thistle could pull off a win today over Tynecastle's first XI and take over at the top of EOS Premier League.
Writing with hindsight, I can say without fear of contradiction, I made the right choice.
£4 secured me admission to the Saughton Enclosure and I picked up a programme on the way in too, even though the friendly old chap on the gate had warned me "It's not very good, definitely not worth a pound", he was right, on both counts.
The Saughton Enclosure has no seating, or hard standing and no shelter of any kind whatsoever either, so it is fortunate for your the66pow correspondent and his erstwhile sidekick who had tagged along once it was announced that the nearby SPL fixture had been cancelled, visited on a beautiful sunny afternoon.
The pitch is surrounded by an athletics track, sand pits, a discus and hammer throwing area and all manner of other sporting facilities. There is a raised grass bank along one side opposite the park side entrance, so that is where we sat enjoying the weather and a thoroughly entertaining game of football.
Tynecastle started the game in the same lively manner that I'd just seen their Under 17's come out of the blocks across the park, but they then seemed to peak early and spent the rest of the game in the guise of the second best team by some considerable margin.
Thistle wanted that top berth in the league and Tynecastle's often tetchy and physical rearguard action wasn't going to stand in their way.
The aptly named Mark Lothian almost opened the scoring, but John Gilbertson in the visitors goal pulled off a splendid save ... he was the busiest and best player on the pitch, but couldn't prevent right back Richie Wilkes heading home a (Mark) Lothian corner for Lothian (Thistle) shortly before half time.
Maybe Tynecastle would start the second half in the same gung-ho fashion as they did the first I thought, but they didn't and the game became even more one-sided.
6 minutes after the restart Tynecastle did score but it was disallowed for a foul on the home keeper, who subsequently had to go off with an injured hand.
Outfield substitute Paul Scales replaced the injured Kevin Swain, but played as if he was a natural goalkeeper when he was called upon, which wasn't actually all that often, because the ball spent most of the time at the other end of the pitch.
The visitors had two players sent off in quick succession with approx. 20 minutes remaining, they were already struggling to contain Lothian who were looking to kill the game off and now they had just shot themselves in both feet.
In the final six minutes Gilbertson's resolve finally cracked and he conceded two late goals. Wayne McIntosh (the Lothian skipper) had been a handful for the visitors all afternoon, busying himself and leading his charges by example ... and he netted an absolute peach of a shot from twenty yards out.
He thoroughly deserved that moment of glory.
In injury time, McIntosh tried his luck with another well hit drive but Gilbertson denied him this time with yet another save, unfortunately for the Tynie keeper the rest off his team were nowhere to be seen as the ball rebounded out towards Lothian's striker Craig Hume, who gratefully accepted the opportunity to seal the visitors fate.
Luckies
A ground-hopping memento seeker and his money are soon parted
Besides taking the 'leisurely stroll' route detailed above, the less energetic amongst you can also get on a Number 3 (Gorgie) bus from the City Centre and after passing Tynecastle Stadium on the right, after a few minutes look out for some traffic lights with a pub called the Horseshoe Inn (AKA Luckies) on the left and alight at the next bus stop after the traffic lights.
On the opposite side of the road you will see a narrow turning called Fords Road, walk a couple of hundred yards up there, cross the footbridge over the river (Water of Leith) and you will come to the gates pictured below, AKA the players and officials entrance to the Saughton Enclosure.
Incidentally, for those of you who aren't familiar with 'Edinburgh Champagne', in other parts of the British Isles it is also called diluted orange squash.
Incidentally #2, at the time of writing Lothian Thistle are indeed top of the East of Scotland League, Premier Division... good for them.
As for me, they'll be an announcement by tomorrow, whether the Hearts game is going to be played on either Tuesday or Wednesday now, so it would be rude not to extend my stay in Edinburgh so I can return to Tynecastle in a couple of days time... but if the two sides agree on switching to Wednesday night instead, I'll be heading home tomorrow instead.
Day three: The Spartans
Captain's log: Sunday 13th September 2009. Games: Two. Goals: Sixteen.
Today I have mostly been watching two of the teams from The Spartans FC playing at two different grounds.
Both the old and the new Spartans FC grounds, are dead easy to find from the centre of Edinburgh, even during the current road works/tramlime works chaos that have made this really aesthetically beautiful city a complete bloody eyesore.
Off Princes Street you will find Hanover Street, walk up the hill there and over the George Street cross-road and on the left you will see a bus stop. Lothian Buses services number 21 & 27 run from here and both will take you up onto Ferry Road.
On Ferry Road, alight opposite the Morrison's supermarket.
As you stand facing the store, the new ground Ainslee Park is just over the bridge on the right to the back of the supermarket car park ... and then immediately on the left once you're over the bridge, you'll come to some steps down to the main sports centre entrance (see below). To the left of the main entrance you can't miss the Spartans academy pitches and main ground, it's an impressive complex and there seemed to be games for all ages and abilities (with dozens of players decked out in gleaming white Spartans shirts and red shorts) taking place, when I arrived.
Even I had a kickabout out on one of the pitches, which must've heavily stacked today's ability co-efficient, one way or the other.
The old ground City Park is behind the manky old fence to the right of the road out of the supermarket car park (Pilton Drive), walk approx 100 yards back down Ferry Road in the direction you just came past on the bus and you'll find the entrance sign, hidden in vegetation, just past a row of houses.
There is a short driveway from this sign post into the ground.
Got all of that!? There is a quiz at the end.
Of course you could just ignore all of the above and get in a taxi from Waverley Station to Morrison's on Ferry Road for a fiver, but hey! Where's your sense of adventure?
Sunday 13th September 2009. EADSAFA Premier Division.
The Spartans FC Academy Enclosure
The Spartans FC Amateurs 2
Currie FC Amateurs 5
Admission Free, No Programme,
Attendance varied throughout
Apologies from the outset to the doting mother from Tranent whose lad was playing, for telling her in response to her quizzing me as to why there was somebody from England in attendance at this game, that I was a scout from Manchester City, running the rule over a lad from Lasswade that Darren Fletcher had recommended to Alex Ferguson already, but that we wanted to nick him from under their noses.
This game was played at the academy enclosure, that as the above picture shows, backs on to the impressive new stand of The Spartans first team enclosure.
Ainslee Park is one of the new grounds I have earmarked for a visit this season, but as this game was actually played on the academy pitch, So I'm just going to have to come again sometime to tick that one off, aren't I?
My quest, my rules innit.
Currie amateurs in their black kit with faded numbers, looked like scruffy interlopers in amongst the spick and span white and redness of everything else around them. But they evidently didn't feel overawed by the professionalism that permeates every corner of Ainslee Park and they quickly set about spanking their hosts.
A goal on four minutes from the above corner set the tone for this Sunday lunch time encounter.
Now amateur games in the EADSAFA Premier Division don't actually have programmes or team sheets, so I'll spare you a 'number 4 headed the opener from number 10's corner after number 7 knocked the far post flag kick back across the face of goal' type resume.
Currie were the better side. And to be frank they hammered the Spartans amateur side and the score reflects their dominance.
Nuff said?
Sunday 13th September 2009.
East of Scotland Under 19 League
City Park
The Spartans U19 (2) 3
Matt Pringle, Gary Sinclair, Gary Hamilton
Civil Service Strollers U19 (4) 6
Err... any suggestions gratefully received
Admission Free, No programme or team sheet,
Attendance 'fluctuated'
Matt Pringle headed the Spartans ahead in just the second minute, but 11 minutes later they were already 1-3 down and chasing the game.
Sorry, I don't know the names of any Civil Service Strollers Under 19's players.
Well, not yet anyway, but I will endeavour to plug that knowledge gap ASAP when I'm back up this way, if you really want me to. After all, it's only a quick 260 mile blast up the A1 from my desirable residence to City Park
As for the Spartans players names... hmm, surely everybody is familiar with those!?
The rudimentary old stand at City Park is no longer there, but there are several grass banks around the fenced off pitch that vary in degrees of steepness between gentle gradients and Olympic sized downhill ski-ing ramps, where one can find a convenient vantage point..
Of course, I may now be a retired mountain climber, but I was still determined to crack each and every peak in pursuit of a perfect photo angle... and to raid the abundance of blackberry bushes. Who said mobile phones don't grow on trees?
Civil Service Strollers helped to get their hosts back into the game in a most generous fashion, tamely 'clearing' a potential threat across the face of their own goal straight to the feet of the unmarked Gary Sinclair who tapped the ball home from all of eighteen inches.
The Spartans reciprocated the 'Civils' good manners just before the break, when their keeper flapped at a tame shot and helped it on it's way into the net for the visitors 4th
On 47 minutes, The Spartans Gary Hamilton scored (see picture above) from a right wing cross, to coincide with the very moment that I scaled the highest peak in the ground.
I thought the panoramic view would be ideal, but it was akin to watching a Subbuteo fixture through a neighbours window off of a step ladder (please don't ever ask me how I know that), so I opted for a more sensible down to earth view, and by the time I had re-acclimatised to the oxygen levels at a suitable altitude, the visitors were banging home yet another goal.
The Spartans Under 19's had gotten off to a flyer in both haves before crash-landing and bursting into flames (metaphorically speaking of course).
By now (on the hour) the players, rather like myself, were getting a bit jaded and niggly in the afternoon heat and the game lost a lot of it's ebb and flow and slowed down as both teams struggled to get any kind of a rhythm going.
A few badly timed, late tackles and an element of borderline thuggery had started to creep in to the game too.
You can more or less make out where the old
 grandstand used to be, see image below
It is the way of the EoS Under 19 League that each club will provide a linesman to assist the referee.
In the very last minute the guy Civil Service Strollers had running the line kept his flag down as three of their players sprang the Spartans offside trap and advanced on the goalkeeper with inevitable consequences ... and the final score was 3-6.
In my humble and unbiased opinion, all three of them were off by miles, as was another 'Civils' player, though my vision and perception could have been impaired by fatigue, it isn't every day you get to go hill walking on a very hot afternoon whilst watching a game of football.
It does seem a bit odd that both teams had linesmen marshalling the ends that their respective teams were attacking, mind you it could account for there having been so many goals I suppose.
I read the paper on the bus back in to town, that Hearts are indeed playing on Tuesday night (a quick turn around or what?) which means I'll still be in Edinburgh then instead of at my originally planned game of West Auckland v Bishop Auckland (Bishops currently ground share at West Auckland's ground), which I was going to pick up on my way home, via the ups n' downs and challenging bends of the A68. And in the small print I also spotted that Worksop Town had drawn (just for a change) in the FA Cup at home to Frickley Athletic, so rather than staying in the North East of England on Wednesday night and watching Washington entertain Thornaby (a new ground for me), another change of plan was instigated... and I'll be dashing back all the way home once I'd attended to my 'other commitments' to get to the replay at Westfield Lane. Doubtless it will be worth all the mileage, as is the norm whenever the Blues and the Tigers get to grips with each other.
Ah football, it gets you out and about... doesn't it!?
Back on Rose Street in the city centre after the game, we were having a few beers and an all day breakfast in Scruffy Murphy's (when in Rome), when my friends phone rang... the caller was ranting and raving and sounded like the General giving Dick Dastardly a bollocking for failing yet again to 'catch that pigeon'. 
"OK, I'll let him know" said my ear-bashed pal, before turning to me and saying: "It was Fergie, he's no happy wi' yer Rob".
Aw, drat! Double-drat! And triple-drat!
"He said 'Tell that f***er from East Retford, to stop tapping up my young players and trying to sign them behind my back' and he is still annoyed that that Robbie Savage guy you put his way was nowhere near as good as the rest of his class of 92"
You what!? Savage was the pick of the bunch, it wasn't his fault that old red nose at Old Trafford wasn't clued up enough to see that he build a team around him. How does he ever expect to win anything and make his way in the game as a successful manager? I ask you!
Sometimes with this blogging malarkey, one needs to occasionally make things up to maintain the readers attention span.
But I mean, Please! That bit's obviously made up... why on earth would anybody think that I'd ever work for a shower of shit club like Manchester City? Give me some credit.
Day 3 - Bonnyrigg Rose Athletic
No actual football to watch today, but as you pass through Bonnyrigg, the Scottish JFA East Region Supreme Division Championship flag is hanging on the corner of the High Street a couple of hundred yards from New Dundas Park, in defiance to those who could have put the club out of business last season when they suffered extensive vandalism and an arson attack (see below).
Following their tribulations, it is great to see that even in the current financial climate, 'the Rose' (or 'Rosie-Posie' as some locals seem to prefer), have secured some backing and are currently redeveloping the damaged areas of New Dundas Park.
It's a great tale of a Junior football club thriving against a backdrop of adversity... hopefully their are still many chapters to come. I'll be following their progress keenly.

This 'Rose Club' gate on the footpath to the side of the ground from the adjacent 'Calderwood' public house, appears to have gone missing since my last visit. 
I hasten to add that I haven't got it!
Day 5: "Auld Reekie supports them with pride".
Tuesday 15th September 2009.
Scottish Premier League
Tyncastle Stadium, Gorgie Road, Edinburgh
Heart of Midlothian (1) 1
Kilmarnock (0) 0
Admission ST.
Programme £3.
Attendance: 13,328
Woo hoo! Kilmarnock finally managed to get to Edinburgh.
I have no doubt their reasons for wanting Saturday's game postponed and rearranged were genuine, but felt the Killy boss (and former Hearts boss) Jim Jefferies could have been a bit less publicly gleeful about having three extra players available for selection tonight who wouldn't have been able to play at the weekend.
The floodlight tower that hasn't worked since there was a fire on the day of the Dinamo Zagreb Europa League match is still out of order (see top picture), but the remaining lighting rigs have been inspected and were deemed to be kicking out sufficient lux readings per square yardage for both European and Domestic games, not that there will be any more of the former since the team capitulated in that shocking first-leg in Croatia.
Maybe the money men at HMFC will try to claim that it is a environmental issue to leave a quarter of the lights off for the rest of the season???
Nothing would surprise me at Hearts any more.
This was a tight but highly entertaining game.
The only goal came courtesy of Andy Driver on the half hour, when he hit an unstoppable shot from outside the box past Kilmarnock's (on loan from Celtic) goalkeeper Mark Brown.
Suso Santana, the Jambos summer signing, had already come close to scoring,while  Craig Thomson was denied by a great save from Brown... but both teams had their chances, in fact Kilmarnock should have been level at half time, when Craig Bryson put an 'unmissable' header over from just a few yards out.
Bryson nearly levelled things up just after the break too, but Marion Kello denied him a great reflex save.
To be honest - and I know there is a lot of divided opinion on this - I would always pick Kello as first choice keeper at Tynecastle with Janos Balogh as back up, but throughout the rotational selection of both of them, Balogh seems to be the preferred first choice.
Kevin Kyle looked dangerous when he came on as a substitute for the visitors, he was one of the players who would've been out and unable to play on Saturday. He was also a threat in the pre match warm up, when a stray shot he whacked high and wide of the goal gave the person sat next to me a nice big thigh sized bruise.
Suso Santana was very lively throughout the game, he's really started to fit into the Hearts set up very well. The Spaniard was unlucky not to have scored from an headed opportunity, but the acrobatic Brown made a great stop keep it out.
The game flowed from end to end and must've been great to watch for any neutral present, but with both keepers called regularly into the action, it was edge of the seat stuff for fans of both teams while the score stayed remained 1-0.
Danny Invincible (what a great name) blasted the visitors last chance to pull level over the bar and the single goal margin was enough to secure all three points... who could ever have doubted it would be for a single moment!?
FT: Heart of Midlothian 1 v Kilmarnock 0
Right, it's time to head home... if I can still remember where it is.